Introducing the Must Have Miami Dolphins Shirt of the Summer or any Moment of your Life

Who among us doesn’t love to scroll through Fanatics, Etsy, eBay, and flea markets looking for the perfect Dolphin’s gear that will turn all the heads with its flair, coolness, and rarity. I’m no different. I have several off-the-beaten paths jerseys and shirts that I just love to wear that make me feel like the ultimate fan because I feel that not many people have it. Is that a weird aspect of my personality, probably, but I am what I am.

I also am a man who looks to refresh his Dolphin’s wardrobe with only the finest of garments. Well, let me tell you, I believe I have the be-all and end-all of Miami Dolphin’s merchandise. No, I didn’t find this myself. I won’t take credit for that. Thank the fine folks of Miami Dolphins Reddit for finding this gem and Sordi of Fins or Die podcast for posting this on Twitter.

You’ll certainly separate yourself from everyone else will be wearing Tua jerseys and Miami Miracle shirts, which I have both and wear proudly. You could make the argument that only real alphas wear this shirt. Can you imagine all the tail you’d get if you draped yourself with this simply outstanding Jeff Dunham-themed Miami Dolphins shirt? You’d be knee-deep in Dolfans. Dolfans love alphas, so this seems like a no-brainer for all the non-betas out there.

I mean, who knew that combining the world's greatest ventriloquist comic and a professional football team would yield such positive results? I know I didn’t, but I know now.

I have to be honest. I don’t watch too much Jeff Dunham slightly because I don’t have the time but mainly, and by mainly I mean 100% the reason, is because I like myself too much, so I didn’t know which hilarious puppet this is supposed to be. On investigating the comedic genius of just the appearance of this puppet, I learned that this is Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Folks, this is just laughs on laughs on laughs.

Not only do you get a kick-a$$ skeleton puppet saying to kill the haters but you get it entwined with the Dolphin’s logo and colors. Sounds like the best of both worlds stuffed into a win-win sandwich if you ask me.

If you’re looking for this definitely not tacky or cringe-worthy image in sweatshirt form, Sern has you covered. Ladies, don’t think I forgot about you. This image is for everybody.

I wonder if there’s a whole line of NFL teams’ logos spliced with other comics. Is there an Eddie Murphy in that red leather jacket from Raw mixed with a Minnesota Vikings shirt? Or. is there a Zach Galifinakis Live at the Purple Onion Indianapolis Colts polo? I want to live in a world where those do exist. If they don’t, I think this Jeff Dunham Dolphins shirt proves that there are some red-blooded Americans who know a knee-slapper when they hear it that would be all about it. Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday and make sure you get on this shirt before the internet sells out. Also, decent chance the websites that carry these shirts don’t exist so you might have to deal with that.

By the Way- I know that Jeff Dunham is in the top 10 of stand-up comedians that make the most money. He made $15M in 2019. I wonder how much he makes on these shirts?

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